This report comprises the final examination of a result of a shipwreck on the shore
of Naxos, in the South Aegean.
Entombed within a vase, this archaeological find was recovered on the morning of
May 25th. The temperature of the sand was 21.9° C, while the speed of the
wind varied between 10 to 19 knots.
A preliminary examination revealed an undamaged surface and a perfect adherence to
pottery gender standards. Limbless and with her sex exposed, she must linger in her
fantasy to escape herself.
Do not believe her deceitful lies :)