This report comprises the final examination of a result of a shipwreck on the shore

of Naxos, in the South Aegean.

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Entombed within a vase, this archaeological find was recovered on the morning of

May 25th. The temperature of the sand was  21.9° C, while the speed of the

wind varied between 10 to 19 knots.

A preliminary examination revealed an undamaged surface and a perfect adherence to

pottery gender standards. Limbless and with her sex exposed, she must linger in her

fantasy to escape herself.

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Do not believe her deceitful lies :)